Eulogy for a Dead Walrus

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Kamal I’m not completely without regret saying it, but Rotor has been next to useless ever since SatAM left the airwaves. The major contributions he used to make are now more than adequately handled by other chara and he’s been relegated to BG filler in his last few appearances. Ten-to-one the nanite threat coming up… Continue reading Eulogy for a Dead Walrus

Bad Cops, Bad Cops

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G30FF A bit late today, but here it is! Technically Remington is already dead, so really, we’re just correcting a minor oversight. In other news, Sonic Channel released the next Sonic character profile, and apparently Wave is listed as being 18. This makes her the first legal female in the Sonic cast (yes, Rouge is… Continue reading Bad Cops, Bad Cops

Fire Safety

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Kamal It seems we have crossed one too many lines in our search for the bigger punchline. I am, of course, referring to Wednesday’s untimely passing of Shadow the Hedgehog. Despised by the old, revered by young, he was nevertheless a lightning rod, a touchstone, one big fat target, for the entire Sonic fandom. In… Continue reading Fire Safety

What a Twist!!

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G30FF Ever since Ian Flynn took over writing duties of the comic, all of his stories have been devoted to tying up loose ends (we refer to it as “house cleaning”) created by Karl Bollers and Ken Penders. In many instances, though, this has meant killing off a good deal of characters. For instance, all… Continue reading What a Twist!!

All’s Well That Ends

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Kamal …These are the laws of the cartoon universe. Yes, everyone will be coming back by Monday. Could you imagine if Sonic and Tails were the only chara in that entire universe? What would happen? Run around collecting rings? Defeating Robotnik again and again? Boring! I, of course, am joking. Ha ha.