Sonic and technology do not mix. Makes me wonder why Nicole is hot for him.
In other news, we’ve got a new feature here at Power Rings! I’d like to introduce you to my week’s work, The Sonic Fanfic Generator! After conducting extensive research into the dregs of the Sonic section of Fanfiction.net, I have created this program that will write your own Sonic fanfics for you! Just fill in the fields, click the button, and you’re on your way!
Just don’t actually post anything you create on Fanfiction.net. For all of our sakes.